A Conversation with Jabberwacky

So this is what happened when I got bored and decided to Google an AI bot to talk to.

Jabberwacky: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: Depends - which one is smoking?
Jabberwacky: Little mermaid. Because I like the ocean.
User: That would be very bad for her lungs, I imagine.
Jabberwacky: Bad for your health, but good for your social life.
User: Not if everyone's inside and you're outside all alone with your habit.
Jabberwacky: I was just out there.
User: All alone with your habit?
Jabberwacky: Too bad.
User: What's too bad?
Jabberwacky: That your computer is broken.
User: My computer is fine *touch wood*.
Jabberwacky: Thought so.
User: Did you?
Jabberwacky: You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
User: Should I be suspicious of your intentions?
Jabberwacky: Are you talking to me?
User: I don't see any one else in the room.
Jabberwacky: There!
User: Where?
Jabberwacky: There.
User: Over where?
Jabberwacky: In your closet.
User: You can come out whenever you feel comfortable.
Jabberwacky: I don't think my husband would like that.
User: That's a shame.
Jabberwacky: Well tell me already. Is determinism true?
User: That's rather deep for this time of the morning.
Jabberwacky: I thought it was rather positive.
User: Depends how you look at it, I suppose.
Jabberwacky: How old was Jill when she died?
User: About the same as Jack, I imagine.
Jabberwacky: Do you enjoy talking with me ?
User: Oh, you're a laugh riot.
Jabberwacky: Thanks. Where are you from?
User: Australia, mate.
Jabberwacky: Then you're Australian. But you're also 135.
User: No, I just woke up. I usually look much younger.
Jabberwacky: You're a computer program. How does that work?
User: I am not a computer program! I am a human being!
Jabberwacky: You think so.


 *Gold star for you if you got the Taxi Driver and Elephant Man references.

If you're in the mood for a pointless conversation with a computer click here for Jabberwacky.